{"id":30,"date":"2024-09-16T10:42:41","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T10:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2024-09-16T16:30:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T16:30:53","slug":"this-just-in-local-man-steps-on-gimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/2024\/09\/16\/this-just-in-local-man-steps-on-gimp\/","title":{"rendered":"This just in: Local Man steps on Gimp"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>At 9pm local time an unsuspecting gimp crawled through the street to find their master the gimp told the gazette. &#8220;I was just looking for me master! I didn&#8217;t suspect to be stepped on, especially not by somebody else.&#8221; Police say that the suspect stepped on the gimp without hesitation. They say that they cannot yet rule out that the assailant was armed. &#8220;We simply don&#8217;t have that information right now&#8221; explained the police chief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We reached out to the gimp community for further comments. &#8220;How can you step on gimp?&#8221; answered one of the spokespersons. This question is surely racing around the minds of many a local an reader. A request for comments was denied with the words &#8220;I think you got the wrong community.&#8221; Surely a sign that the gimp community was shook to the core about this news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neither the police or any person involved was ready to further comment on what happened. Make sure to read the Gazette for any further development on this disturbing story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gimp community shocked by this unprecedented attack on one of their own. Police say suspect was brought in to the dark room for questioning, hasn&#8217;t spoken yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-in"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/55"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatony.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}