The Gatony Gazette

  • Snail Sent Away At German Border

    By

    Tony Gatony esquire

    Slippery scene at German border as police try to contain an impromptu snail protest after snail was not allowed entrance to Germany. Our reporter squeezed out the details.

  • This just in: Local Man steps on Gimp

    By

    Tony Gatony esquire

    Gimp community shocked by this unprecedented attack on one of their own. Police say suspect was brought in to the dark room for questioning, hasn’t spoken yet.