At 9pm local time an unsuspecting gimp crawled through the street to find their master the gimp told the gazette. “I was just looking for me master! I didn’t suspect to be stepped on, especially not by somebody else.” Police say that the suspect stepped on the gimp without hesitation. They say that they cannot yet rule out that the assailant was armed. “We simply don’t have that information right now” explained the police chief.
We reached out to the gimp community for further comments. “How can you step on gimp?” answered one of the spokespersons. This question is surely racing around the minds of many a local an reader. A request for comments was denied with the words “I think you got the wrong community.” Surely a sign that the gimp community was shook to the core about this news.
Neither the police or any person involved was ready to further comment on what happened. Make sure to read the Gazette for any further development on this disturbing story.